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-A Setto Diary Entry-
MY VISIT TO QWERTY LAND
dedicated to Lord Voldemort

On my visit to qwerty land I stayed in a few different forms of accommodation, and tried to see the best sights there were. I arrived from the North, and stayed in a small farmhouse holiday home near Skeletor mountain. On the first day I went for a long walk, through the many fields, and enjoyed the fresh air. On the second day I travelled the short distance north to Skeletor mountain, and admired the view of the skyscrapers in the central district. Then, on my third day, I arrived on the road at the North West of the central district. I stayed in a hotel near the Industrial district, so that I could go and see the places that helped fund this famous city. I visited a small factory, and saw the all-robotic Ewok staff building some of the many armour plated beetles that dwell underneath the city. Needless to say it was fascinating and enlightening. On my last night I travelled to the city centre. I stayed in the magnificent skyscraper named Pokémon Tower. In the evening I enjoyed the famously outlandish night-scene in qwertyland. I visited one well-known club, in which animals urinated on each other on stage. An age-old custom in qwerty land, it's seen as a delicate expression of artistic understanding. This drained me so much emotionally that I was forced to retire to my hotel for the evening and make use of the wonderful cigar cabinet before submitting to sleep and turning in for the night. Of course I was sad to be leaving qwerty land, in the morning, but heck, I had some great memories to take with me. Who knows where I'll go next!?

END TRANS-MISSION
YOU LOST THE GAME
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Meh vizit 2 QwErTyLaNd LOL!1
BY !CatMan! (stay in skewl)!
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Meh went 2 QWERTY land cuz
Setto did and meh followed
him LOL!!1 But he didn't kno
'till after lol!
On ThE fIrSt DaY I went 2 a
farm and derr wuz aminalz
that were growing there.
ThEn On TwO dAy I stayed in
a mountain LOL!1 It wuz
call4d Skelzturr Mountains.
It was rly cold there and
sucked for reals.
On ThReE dAy I had to hide
in a bin cuz an man wuz
lukking fur meh cuz I stole
his viagraz and sold them.
Then on next day, meh slept
in a factoreh full of fluffy
people mekkin' beetle. When
I woke up from asleepies meh
wuz hungreh so meh ate
7,000 bettlez and they wuz
srsly tasty.
Then I fell into a rly big
hole in teh floor of teh
factoreh and wuz knocked
out fur 300 yearz LOL!!1 But
it was okay cuz I had meh
1337 TiM3 Tr4V31 D3ViC3 and
I just went back in time and
stopped mehself frum everr
goin to qwertyLAND. But I
told meh past self this
story to write it in his
diary LOL!!1.
KTHNXBAI!!!11

END LOL
U LOST TEH GAMEZ
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True story.