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NEVER FORGET WUT OCCURRED ON EASTER PLZ.
This historical event is indisputable PROOF, that not only do zombies exist, but God is on their side.
Now to many this might be alarming, worrying, even terrifying. However, the fact that God is on their side pales in comparison to the fact that CatMan is on ours. CatMan has kicked the **** out of God before, and he’ll damned well do it again if needs be.
That just leaves the zombies to us. Now I’d like to make an appeal to ALL of you, to mentally and physically prepare yourself for what we all know deep down is inevitable.
Zombies WILL walk the earth, they may or may not be led by Jesus, they may or may not wear sandals, these factors are meaningless. What matters is that we know we’re righteous, and ready.
Good luck to you all!
