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CatMan and I, well we've been taking a bit of a break recently, kicking back and relaxing. Spending some quality time together and working on various creative projects.
We thought to ourselves, let's make some mother fucking music, because we're far out dudes like that. So we did. We put together an album of Horror music, like a kind of instrumental album that was prett much just for our personal enjoyment. It looked a little something like this:
Now it wasn't particularly amazing, it wasn't particularly shit, but it was fun to put together. And we thought, heck some other people might even enjoy listening to this. So we decided to make the jump to publishing it with a Creative Commons liscence. THIS WAS THE FIRST MISTAKE. We forgot that whenever we try to do something to make other people happy we always get fucked over for it. Us fools eh.
And so we logged onto Jamendo, a cool place, where I download a lot of free music, there's some cool stuff to be found there. We uploaded the album, it took like a fucking hour. But it was done. We added an album cover, a description, it was quite exciting to think people were going to listen to it. But to our dismay, it turned out that the music needs to be moderated. So it was pending confirmation from a moderator. We thought, oh okay, we'll check back in the morning to see if it's done. We both smoked many magical herbs and went to sleep. photo enclosed;
Now when we woke up, after consuming many magical herbs, we went to check on whether the album had been moderated yet. It still had not. We were disappointed but thought little of it. So we kind of forgot about it for a few days. Then the next week, we remembered again. We were excited, because we thought surely by now it would be done! So we logged on.
It was still being fucking moderated! WHY!?!?!?! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!?! We just wanted to show our freaky music to our friends. I tried to calm CatMan down, but he was fucking hysterical, he began screaming and throwing me around. He was enraged and nothing I was saying was calming him down in the slightest. He was uncontrollable, even with the use of magic herbs.
When CatMan gets like this, only one thing can calm him, and that is the blood of those that have wronged him. And so it was clear to me that the next course of action was to track down the nearest Jamendo moderator and destroy them. It was going to be another one of those nights.
